tea and crumpets

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Peter Griffin Yearbook Photo

You laugh, then realize he’s dating Lois, the hottest girl in the class.

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Ugly Sweater Camouflages Man In Plain Sight

An elderly man sat on his lap for 2 hours to read the paper.

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Kid Photobombs Between Mom’s Legs

Yep, sending that to a guy will definitely turn him on.

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Surf The Internet While Driving

New Facebook status update: Just got into a horrific accident. FML.

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Dear Cab Driver

P.S. That puke was in the backseat before I got there.

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Band-Aid On Building

They put a cast on the chimney.

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Fedora Kid

If you’ve got the confidence to wear a fedora you can get anything.

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If Ikea Made Instructions for Everything [click for more instructions]